i was looking up chicken noises to annoy my sister and now i can’t breathe
I STARTED PLAYING THIS IN THE CAR AND MY ENTIRE FAMILY TOLD ME TO “TURN IT OFF HAILEY” WITHOUT MISSING A BEAT
ITS 2 AM AND I AM DYING
this is literally what i’ve set up as my alarm for school
Story time. There is a hole in my dorm wall which allows me to hear everything the bitchy girl next top me says all fucking day and night. So today when she started again I turned my phone up as loud as it could go and blasted this through the hole until she started screaming and left.
"you have little boobs!" “wow you look really tired!" “you look sick" “you’re look mad" “i don’t like your outfit, you looked better in that other shirt" “your hair is really messy!" “wow you sure are eating a ton!" “did you just wake up?" “i liked your hair before you cut it!"
If you’re suffering from depression and are looking for a sign to not go through with ending your life, this is it. This is the sign. We care.
If you see this on your dash, reblog it. You could save a life.
My friend saw on Animal Planet that Golden Retriever’s mouths are so soft they can carry eggs without breaking them, so she tested it.
I am tearing up
i have watched this video well over 200 times & ive laughed every single fucking time
if youre having a bad day just watch this
i bet they’re best friends now
what did I just watch
this is so great
How long does your ideal hug last
that’s really impractical
u said ideal, not realistic
That is not a typo.
u don’t like my blog well dats a