Oyin0104
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sparklyelegance:

rock10zxa:

manafromheaven:

werewolfloves:

squigglydigg:

vvankinq:

teamrocketing:

i was looking up chicken noises to annoy my sister and now i can’t breathe

IM CRYINGG

I STARTED PLAYING THIS IN THE CAR AND MY ENTIRE FAMILY TOLD ME TO “TURN IT OFF HAILEY” WITHOUT MISSING A BEAT

ITS 2 AM AND I AM DYING

EVERYTHING HURTS

this is literally what i’ve set up as my alarm for school

Story time. There is a hole in my dorm wall which allows me to hear everything the bitchy girl next top me says all fucking day and night. So today when she started again I turned my phone up as loud as it could go and blasted this through the hole until she started screaming and left.

fredweasley:

"you have little boobs!" “wow you look really tired!" “you look sick" “you’re look mad" “i don’t like your outfit, you looked better in that other shirt" “your hair is really messy!" “wow you sure are eating a ton!" “did you just wake up?" “i liked your hair before you cut it!"

  • stop
  • pointing
  • stuff
  • like
  • this
  • out
Don’t kill yourself, please.

piercethefvck:

If you’re suffering from depression and are looking for a sign to not go through with ending your life, this is it. This is the sign. We care.

If you see this on your dash, reblog it. You could save a life.

foie:

thecutestofthecute:

My friend saw on Animal Planet that Golden Retriever’s mouths are so soft they can carry eggs without breaking them, so she tested it. 

I am tearing up

foie:

thecutestofthecute:

My friend saw on Animal Planet that Golden Retriever’s mouths are so soft they can carry eggs without breaking them, so she tested it. 

I am tearing up

babycuts:

wildbelles:

OHMYGOD

this will be in my house

babycuts:

wildbelles:

OHMYGOD

this will be in my house

jfef:

i have watched this video well over 200 times & ive laughed every single fucking time

every gay fanfic ever
person A: if only he was gay
person B: i'm gay
person A:
person A: well shit

trumpetangst:

tessen:

tatehorror:

casualbutthole:

if youre having a bad day just watch this

i bet they’re best friends now

what did I just watch

this is so great

vegeta-bles:

vegeta-bles:

When ur in the dark and can’t find the hole

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futurefantastic:

zacwells:

futurefantastic:

zacwells:

How long does your ideal hug last

38-45 minutes

that’s really impractical

u said ideal, not realistic

mom: omg i cant believe you got a B ur grounded
me: but mom wait look
me: *draws parentheses next to the B*
me: B)
mom: B)
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grantgustin-s:

u don’t like my blog well dats a

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